Enjoy Directioners

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

molkangmolkangmohn:

ridinghi:

insertyourcoinssswilson:

crazyaperturelabrat:

the-hunters-batcave:

reluctant2grow:

xemackx:

Give me one of those jobs

too bad i dont have the skills to do any of these. ill probably just die.

I used to work in the oilfield as a frac line inspector and was staying solid at $18/hour plus overtime at 72 hours per week and per diem for long distance jobs. Also had a company truck and fuel card.

I gave it all up to come help take care of my dad and now I’m a radio DJ (what I’ve always wanted to be) working for minimum wage.

I don’t know where you guys are living, but teacher’s here make around 30k :/

I stay at home and sleep.

HAHAHHAHA I STAY AT HOME AND SLEEP.

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

I snorted because of this!

officiallashtonirwin:

Luke and Calum make their move

moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems