i don’t even know what i’m doing with my time anymore but hey heres the magic the gathering butt cracks guy and hes gonna bless ur blog
it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing
Ariana Grande taking down Benedict Cumberbatch
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*joins The Black Parade*
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
Mother dog adopted two baby bunnies